Worried that you might be prosecuted by New York’s Attorney General for normal business practices and be driven into bankruptcy? Governor Hochul assured those doing business in New York they have nothing to fear if they are not like Donald Trump. To help you know whether you have bankruptcy in your future, Governor Hochul produced a helpful checklist.

1. Are you married to a supermodel?
2. Do you have a lot of $$$?
3. Does the sun make you look orange?
4. Are you now, or ever have been, a regular donor to Democrat politicians?
5. Do you call the Jan. 6 incident a riot instead of an insurrection?
6. Have you reduced the DEI staff at your company?
7. Have you appeared in a Home Alone movie?
8. Do you pretend to like the musical Hamilton?
9. Have you ever made a profit from a business venture in New York City or state?
10. Have you paid all your taxes, and repaid all bank loans?

If you answered yes to 8 or more of these questions you may be Donald Trump. 

If you answered yes to 6 or more, you are Trump-like and on the list to have most of what you own confiscated.

If you answered yes to number 4, keep the donations coming and the rest does not matter.