Answer each of these questions “objectively.”

1. How many people were murdered in the Jan 6 riot/insurrection?

a. Six. All police officers who were beaten to death with fire extinguishers and flag poles while heroically holding back a terrorist mob.

b. One. An unarmed protester who was shot dead for the crime of climbing through a window.

2. Which President is the worst of the 21st century?

a. Trump, and it’s not even close. 

b. Biden, and it’s not even close. 

3.Our southern border is _______.

a. secure

b. a sieve

4. The number one problem facing the country is ______.

a. climate change

b. the national debt, rampant crime, government over spending, a flood of illegal immigrants, insecure elections

5. Who was elected president in 2000?

a. Al Gore

b. George W. Bush

6. Who was elected President in 2016?

a. Hillary Clinton

b. Donald Trump

7. Who was elected President in 2020?

a. Joe Biden

b. Donald Trump

8. The My Pillow guy is 

 a. conman, huckster, and traitor. 

b. a successful entrepreneur, a model of the American success story, and a patriot.

9. Vote by mail __________.

a. is as secure as voting in person

b. opens the door to massive fraud

10. What does the AR in AR-15 stand for?

a. Assault Rifle/Automatic Rifle – it’s a machine gun designed for war.

b. ArmaLite Rifle; it’s not a machine gun, it’s semi-auto. Arrgh! How many times do we have to explain the difference?

11, What are your pronouns?

a. He, him, they; ze, zim, zir; xe, xem, xyrs; anything that affirms your personhood.

b. Seriously?

12. What do you drink after watching a football game?

a. A pint

b. Beer

Answer Key

If you answered “a” to every question, you are a Left-Wing extremist.

If you answered “b” to every question, you are a Right-Wing extremist.

If you answered with a mix of a and b, you need to pick a side.