With the cost of eggs soaring, the impact on society has become incalculable for most news sites. However, Meridian Street is not most news sites, so here are the top ten impacts on our society.

1. Traditional American Breakfast of bacon and eggs is now just bacon; so not so bad.
2. Instead of an orange in their Christmas stocking, kids get a hard boiled egg.
3. Eggs now delivered in Brinks Trucks.
4. Inner city children reach adulthood never having been to Disneyland or tasted an egg. 
5. White House Easter Egg Roll now a Falafel Ball Roll (Yes, they’re edible, sort of).
6. Baked without eggs, cookies do not rise and are flat, and are nicknamed Biden Biscuits.
7. The benefit of happy cageless chickens is offset by an obesity epidemic among hawks.
8. Cardboard egg cartons now made of titanium.
9. An egg salad sandwich becomes the most popular request to the Make A Wish Foundation.
10. Donald Trump is accused of elitism when he orders Eggs Benedict for breakfast and drops twenty points in the polls.