While creating clickbait seems simple, it is more difficult than novice copywriters realize. To help those of you just starting into the clickbait business, here are are some of my failed efforts to get people to click links to my websites. Try not to gasp when you read number 10. 

Worlds’ 50 Best Nil-Nil Soccer Matches. Number 32 Will Shock You.

Hollywood’s Least Paused Movie Scenes. 

Ranking The Years Of The France/England Hundred Years’ War. Just Wait Until You See Where 1393 Is Ranked! 

The Surprising Foods That Improve Mucous Production. Hint, Kale Is High On The List.

666 Tattoos That Christians Regret Getting. You’ll Love Number 665! 

The Last VCR You Will Ever Buy. It Will Last 10+ Years.

Bending The Rock; Professional Curlers Reveal Their Secrets. 

Top Nutritionists Explain Why You Are Obese And Always Will Be. 

Movie Spoilers: James Bond Dies At The End Of No Time To Die, Bruce Willis Is A Ghost In Sixth Sense, There Is A Dingus At The End Of The Crying Game And Other Great Movie Spoilers.

Bowling Superstars’ Favorite Rosins. No, Cornstarch Is Not One Of Them!

Nevada’s Highway 50, America’s Most Boring Highway:  Milepost By Milepost. 

Found: Jeffrey Daumer’s Secret Barbecuing Tips. 

Insects Rated By Their Nutritional Content. Number 17 Will Change Your Life.

30 Of America’s Biggest Secrets; So Secret Even We Don’t Know What They Are. 

The Scary New Science That Proves Gravity Is Real.  

Top Twenty Diseases For Losing Weight Without Diet Or Exercise. 

What Most Americans Don’t Know That They Don’t Know.

The Word Vanilla In 42 Different Languages. Better Sit Down Before Reading Number 29.

If You Eat Beans Everyday, This Is What Happens.

One Of These Curses Causes Blindness. Hint: Curses After Number Thirteen Are Audio.