Confident that Joe Biden will win a second term, the President’s handlers have directed minor remodeling for the White House. “Just a little spackle and paint here and there,” White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre explained. “And I won’t be taking any questions.”

Now, meridian-street investigations can reveal that the changes include grab bars in the shower, a walk-in tub, textured no-slip strips for the tub and shower, easy-riser stairs, wider doorways to accommodate walkers (for guests, not the President) removal of the throw rug with the Presidential seal from the Oval Office, clap operated light switches, and non-slip wax on floors. Also, all wheels have been removed from chairs and pets will not be allowed in the living quarters. 

In unrelated news, Dr. Jill has given the President a special necklace that he will wear all the time that he only needs to touch to be in contact with Dr. Jill and EMTs.