At a campaign rally, Donald Trump shocked the nation by saying he would bring back crucifixion as a form of punishment. “Crucifixion here, crucifixion there; everywhere in the country,” the former President declared. An anonymous source deep within the Trump machine, confirmed that if returned to power he would become a dictator and order political opponents be crucified. 

Right wing, extremist, MAGA defenders claim that Trump’s crucifixion comments were taken out of context. However, the expanded quote only confirms Trump’s intention.

“Easter is coming. That’s when Jesus got himself crucified. You know they used to do that big league. Crucifixion! Can you imagine that? Crucifixion here, crucifixion there; everywhere in the country! What a place. Course he came back, that Jesus fellow did. Did I ever tell you that Melania and I love Easter brunch?”

All mainstream news outlets independently confirmed Trump’s intent to use the barbaric punishment on his opponents. Here are MSM headlines.

NBC – Trump to Crucify Opponents!

CNN – If Reelected, Trump to Crucify Opponents!

MSNBC – Trump Pledges to Crucify Opponents! 

CBS – Trump Planning to Crucify Opponents! 

Even Disney, the most family friendly, and inclusive, corporation in existence, and is definitely not trying to undercut traditional family values, confirmed Trump’s cruel plan. Speaking for the corporation, Yoda said, “Opponents crucify, Trump will.”