After seeing her nemesis, Donald Trump, sell both athletic shoes and Bibles, the NYC prosecutor decided to cash in herself and introduced the Jenga: NYC Attorney General Edition.

In this version of the popular game, the blocks are labeled with Trump assets like, Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago, 40 Wall Street, $80,000,000 and others. The goal is to be the one who can remove the most number of Trump’s assets before his empire collapses. 

Not to be outdone, former President Trump released a Trump Jenga Pack of blocks to be used with the NYC game. The supplemental blocks can be inserted into the spaces left by pulling out Trump’s assets.

Trump Pack blocks are embossed in gold with labels like Circuit Court Appeal, Truth Social Stock Offering, Trump Bible Sales, and Reduced Bond. In Trump’s version, the goal is to keep the tower standing while opponents try to topple it. 

At publication time, sources tell meridian-street that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be releasing an edition of Mystery Date that features Republicans who want to date her.