The first movie in the reboot begins with Leia waking up in bed and finding Han Solo in her shower, thus revealing that episodes VII, VIII and IX were just a nightmare and never happened. Then Leia remembers back and the series begins all over again with changes.
All the actors in the first movie will pronounce Leia’s name the same way.
Obi-Wan Kenobi will never have the “in a manner of speaking” conversation with Luke because Darth Vader will not turn out to be his father, thus undoing one of the worst plot decisions in the series.
Jar Jar Binks will appear only briefly in a hallucinatory dream sequence that Qui-Gon Jinn has, and never be seen again.
There will be a whole movie dedicated to explaining how Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber ended up in the hands of the bar owner Maz Kanata on planet Takodana when it was lost in the gas giant Bespin.
All Star Wars Movies will be written and directed by the team behind Rogue One, the one really good spinoff.
Han Solo will not use “parsec,” a measure of distance, to describe how fast the Millenium Falcon is because it grates every time it is used.
Characters flying the Millenium Falcon will notice that the ship has both a belly turret and a top turret.
Young Anakin Skywalker will actually be likable and not an insolent teenage psychopath.
Starships will not suddenly violate the Star Wars laws of physics in Episode VIII.
Leia will never turn into a space Flying Nun, as in Episode VIII.
The writers will not wait until Episode IX to reveal that Jedi have healing powers.
While there are many more changes coming, Disney will keep its commitment to promoting LGBTQ+ people so there will continue to be lesbians hugging and kissing in every celebratory crowd scene.





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