Shocking fans of the popular game show, Jeopardy Producer Randy Ratings announced that the Vice President and Representative Jackson Lee have been invited to participate in a special edition of Jeopardy. When asked if the theme was politicians, Ratings avoided eye contact before answering.
“Umm, ahhh, yeah, politicians, but a particular class of politicians.”
When asked when the show would be recorded, Ratings was unsure.
“We’re negotiating. The V.P. is willing but only if one of the categories is Venn Diagrams and Representative Jackson Lee insists Astrology be a category but we think she means Astronomy.”
When asked who the third contestant would be, Ratings replied that he has feelers out to a few politicians.
“Our first choice is Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who wants Bartending be a category and that the Final Jeopardy category be The Superiority of Socialism.”
MSN has learned that the first alternate contestant is Representative Hank Johnson Jr., who once worried in a Congressional hearing that Guam might capsize if too many military personnel were stationed on the island.





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