For the first time in history, A.I. will be used in a Presidential debate to facilitate communication by providing instantaneous clarification of candidate responses.  

“This is yuuuuuge!,” former President Trump said. “Nothing like it ever before. And I did this. They said it couldn’t be done but I did it. Bigly. Bigger even than covfefe”

When asked to translate “covfefe,” the A.I. responded, “Watch the debate. It’s a surprise.”

It is widely believed that the A.I. was stalling because even it has no idea what covfefe is. President Biden was particularly enthusiastic about the use of A.I.. 

“You know my Aunt Rosie invented A.I. Seriously folks….Where was I? Oh, yeah, my Aunt Rosie. Great gal. A big gal but God love her. She had a patent on A.I. but she had it in her pocket when she got killed discovering the North Pole. Froze like a popsicle and floated away like an iceberg. Popsicles. Almost as good as ice cream. Yeah, we Bidens never got a dime from her invention. Anyways, looking forward to the debate.”

When the A.I. was asked how it would clarify Biden’s statement, the A.I. translated it as, “Looking forward to the debate.”

The one remaining obstacle still being negotiated is the slope of the ramp that candidates will walk up to the stage. The Biden camp is insisting on a slope so gradual that the ramp would be 200 ft. long and none of the auditoriums being considered could accommodate the mother of all ramps.

Currently, negotiators are considering football stadiums as a location, however, the Biden team says it will not agree to use stadiums in red states.