Most news outlets are outraged that President Trump entered into a nondisclosure agreement to hide an alleged affair. 

“People have a right to know,” New York reporter Linda Woodward said. “Trump can claim that the nondisclosure agreement is trivial, but it is up to the people to make that decision.”

When asked if she covered the Hunter Biden laptop story, Woodward replied, “What laptop?” When asked about Hilary Clinton’s campaign initiating the Russia collusion story, Woodward replied, “Look, there’s a squirrel!”

Similarly, frequent X poster (formerly known as Twitter) Ira Bernstein professed no knowledge of the allegation that rich Democrats were funneling money to the Bidens by overpaying for Hunter Biden’s art. 

“Hunter’s an artist?” Bernstein said. “You’re just trying to distract the public from the fact that Trump is a known serial nondisclosure agreement enter into-er.”

When asked if he posted any stories about the COVID lab-leak theory, Bernstein deflected.

“Every intelligence agent in the US government agreed that the lab-leak theory was a Russian disinformation campaign. They even sent a letter. Or was that for the Hunter laptop story…which I have never heard of.”