After two Boeing whistle blowers died unexpectedly, triggering conspiracy theories, the last living whistle blower was killed when hit by a door plug that landed on him while barbecuing in his back yard.

“We just can’t seem to keep those things stuck in there,” Boeing spokesperson Clem Hopper said. “Although, we’re pretty sure this is the last one that will fall out.”

Then Hopper added, “He really should have been wearing a hard hat, so it’s not Boeing’s fault.”

When it was pointed out that the 737 that lost the door plug had deviated from its flight plan, Hopper said, “Pilot discretion. Sometimes they like to buzz the Space Needle or something.”

Our meridian-street reporter was unable to find any other Boeing workers willing to talk about production issues.