Respected adult film actress, and paranormal investigator, Stormy Daniels, took a blow to her credibility when she testified that in 2006 Donald Trump wore boxers. At that point Trump’s lawyers demanded her testimony be stricken.

“Ms. Daniels has just contradicted herself,” Trump’s lead attorney pointed out. “In 2006, her story was that former President Trump chased her around in his tidy whities, and now she claims he was wearing boxers when she spanked him with a magazine.”

At that point every male in the courtroom lost all respect for the porn actess.

“Everyone knows men are either boxer men, or briefs men; never both,” courtroom groupie Clyde Tanner said. “And don’t get me started on those boxer-briefs. I call them trans-boxers. Putting some legs on briefs don’t make them real boxers.”

Knowing his star witness had taken a severe hit, DA Alvin Bragg subpoenaed FBI body-cam footage from the raid on Mar-a-Lago during the search for classified documents. Bragg’s hope was that they would find proof that Trump owned both styles of underwear.

Unfortunately, Bragg found that while seven male FBI agents rifled through Melania Trump’s underwear drawer, there was no footage any agents searching Trump’s dresser. Apparently, no FBI agents were interested in getting into Trump’s drawers.

Trump’s lawyers are currently searching the case of Monica Lewinsky vs. Bill Clinton for precedents to support their planned underwear defense.