Following President Biden’s debacle of issuing a proclamation celebrating March 31, Easter, as Transgender Awareness Day of Visibility, President Trump announced plans to pick a day and declare it a “National Day of Sexuality Unawareness.”

The Transgender Awareness Day of Visibility joins a myriad of other sexuality/gender days, weeks, and months, including, Lesbian Visibility Day (April, 26), Harvey Milk Day (May, 22), National GLBT Health Awareness Week (last week of March), LGBT History Month (October), LGBT Pride Month (June), Intersex Awareness Day (November 8), etc. 

“I believe there should be one day a year when normal Americans are not forced to think about someone else’s sexuality,” Trump declared. “When I’m President again I’m gonna make it happen. We’re calling it National Sexuality Unawareness Day. It’s the best name ever.”

Worried about backlash from the 1% of voters who care about this, RINOs began lobbying the former President to choose February 29th for National Sexuality Unawareness Day, so it would only happen every four years.