SETI scientists (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) made a startling discovery when they converted the ever growing string of letters that represent the LGBT community to numbers.

“When the string of letters representing the different sexualities are converted to numbers, the prime, non prime, sequencing is a message,” SETI spokesperson Alfred Centauri said.

Centauri was asked how a complex message could be carried by that few letters?

“That was a problem until we added the hundreds of different genders to the string,” Centauri said. “That’s when we began to get the blueprints. When we ran out of named genders, we just started randomly putting gender adjectives and nouns together: Omni-neutrois, Nonbinary-butch, Trans-omni-butch. That’s when the really detailed plans rolled out.”

When asked who Centauri thinks will greet the humans who use the machine to make first-contact, he said, “I’m betting the alien will be a trans-feminine, two-spirit, polygender.”