Given the current condition of Portland, the city’s slogan, “The city that works,” seems inappropriate. So, the city is considering adopting a new slogan. Here are the ten finalists.

Come for the riots, stay for the world class graffiti art.

Portland, it’s all uphill from here!

At least we’re not as bad as….some other city we can’t think of right now.

The city of maximum fun; minimum prosecution.

Portland on the move to somewhere else.

Portland, home of free MMA fights featuring Antifa vs. Proud Boys.

Enjoy Portland’s uncrowded downtown shops, restaurants, parking garages, offices, clubs, streets, etc.

Portland! You’ve never seen anything like it!

If you like San Francisco, you’ll love Portland.

Okay, stop, Portland is weird enough!