After the requisite heart-wrenching stories about President Biden’s oldest son’s death, and the President’s previous career as a truck driver, the President pushed for more gun control laws, even as his son was convicted of three felonies for evading current gun control laws by simply lying.

When asked about his son’s convictions, Biden defended his son.

“He didn’t commit those crimes, see,” Biden said. “Look, man…I mean look at those inconvenient things I like to call facts. Hunter wasn’t using drugs when he signed that form. He had recovered from his previous addiction and bought the gun before his post gun purchase cocaine binge. It’s the truth. Biden’s word!”

Asked if he believes judges are too lenient, Biden said, “Ask me after my son’s sentencing, but before Trump’s sentencing.”