The Democrat party was rocked by Thursday night’s Presidential debate performance when octogenarian President Biden acted his age.

“I knew he had senior moments now and then, but that was a 90 minute senior moment,” Democrat vote harvester Gloria Swanson said. “I mean it was a total surprise that he was that old.”

Other Democrats echoed Swanson’s shock.

“It’s not like I doubt the President’s word, but he seemed a little stiff to have a 6 handicap,” Jorge Harrison said. Harrison is a specialist in push-polling.

“Maybe he just came from a pickup basketball game or something. That always makes me a little stiff.”

Youtube censor Fancy Truffaut wonders now if there were warning signs she missed.

“Sure he wandered off sometimes, and had to be led off the stage by Dr. Jill now and then but then who hasn’t? And then there were the falls; off the bike, on the stairs, on a stage, but that happens. Oh, and he sometimes would read the directions on the teleprompter, and all that slurring, and telling his made up stories, but when the MAGAs said those indicated senility, I assumed it was just more misinformation. Now I’m not so sure.”

At publication time, Democrats seemed to be recovering from the shock of seeing an 81 year-old man being an 81 year-old man.

“If he takes some silver vitamins and works out a little, he’ll bounce back, Truffaut said. “Do they still make Geritol?”