With the weight of having to overlook age related issues lifted, Democrats feel free to attack Donald Trump as being too old. The difficulty will be massaging the message to avoid looking like hypocrites.

“We’re trying out a couple of themes,” one insider confided. “I like ‘Age is a state of mind and Trump is out of his.’ Others are pushing ‘Make America Young Again.’ With that one we’d sell blue hats with MAYA on them.”

Anticipating the nomination of Kamala Harris, Biden’s personal physician examined Harris and assured the nation that, “Just like the President, Kamala shows no signs of cognitive impairment.”

In a related story, after giving up on aversive conditioning to cure Kamala Harris of her cackle, her handlers are now trying hypnosis.