With the Republicans running ads showing the many flubs, and odd sentences of the V.P., Democrats and members of the media are assuring the public that in meetings that you don’t see, she is “sharp, attentive, and doesn’t say any of that weird stuff” like has been reported.

“This is the best version of Kamala Harris,” stated Joe Scarborough of MSNBC.” Intellectually, analytically; Kamala, is the best ever. Not a close second. And I have known her for years.”

Harris’ staff echoed the endorsement.

“I saw her once when she stopped by her office, and she wasn’t weird at all,” said Administrative Assistant Jenny Watson.

“If you could see her working in the office, you would see her awesomeness,” said Scheduler Hannah Lecter. “She makes perfect sense at all times. And is really organized. And really kind. And I am lucky to work for her. And I think that’s everything on my list.”

When asked about the high turnover rate on the V.P.s’ staff, Lecter said,”I don’t know about that. I’ve only been here two weeks.”

At publishing time, we’ve had no response to our reporter’s request to actually see the Vice President at work behind the scenes.