While claiming he is perfectly fit to continue as President, but is choosing not run, President Biden was pressed on the obvious contradiction.

“C’mon man! I’m not the only person to step aside at the top of their game. Take that Alex…Alex…Haley. No, Trebek. Alex Trebek. He ran Jeopardy. Big star. I was a game show host once…never mind. Jill tells me to stop telling stories. Anyway. Oh, yeah. Trebek was at the top when he stepped aside. Could have done another decade, just like me.”

When it was pointed out that Alex Trebek died ten days after filming his last show, the President stared blankly for half a minute before replying.

“He did? Well then I’m more like Robin Williams. He stopped doing comedy when he was at the top of his game. Funny guy. I used to do stand-up. What? He did what? What was I thinking?”

Then after a presidential pause, he continued.

“How about that Michael J. Fox. Love that Back to the Future movie. Cool flying car. I’ve got a Corvette in my garage where I store documents. He’s got what? God love him. Anyways….”

At that point Vice President Harris stepped in and shouted, “Who wants ice cream?”

“I do!” the President said.

Then they left for Baskin Robbins, Harris towing the President by his hand.