Here’s an exclusive first look at President Biden’s packing list.

1. Classified documents for memoir – put boxes in open space next to Corvette.
2. China serving dishes – For Hillary to complete the set she took when she and Bill moved out.
3. Classified documents for memoir – put boxes in garage.
4. Ben and Jerry’s ice cream pints in White House fridge – Mine have my name on them.
5. Personal size white board Jill gives me in the morning to remind me of important things like where I am.
6. Bust of Martin Luther King Jr. from Oval Office – Kamala says she’s going to replace it with Mahatma Gandhi.
7. Baggie of medicine Hunter asked me to hide in the secret compartment in the Resolute desk – Ask Jill if she remembers the combination.
8. Costco size antibacterial cream for Secret Service agents in case Commander bites them on moving day.
9. Box of White House embossed pens – send as thank you gift to Robert Hur.
10. Classified documents for memoir – Put in beach house.