David Lister is one of many Americans who find themselves wrestling with depression. Lister agreed to sit down for an interview about his emotions. While Lister admits to watching news almost every waking hour that he is not at his job as an IRS Agent, he sees no connection.

“I don’t want to be a low information voter,” Lister said. “So I get all the news I can.”

When asked if he does anything besides watch news, he said that he did.

“I listen to AM talk radio a lot too,” Lister said.

“Ever listen to music?”

“Country music,” Lister said.

“Any interest in sports?

“I used to live in Chicago so I follow the White Sox.”

“It’s football season too.”

“I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan,” Lister said.

“Why don’t you give me your belt and shoelaces.”