Post V.P. debate polls found shocking agreement among Democrats and Republicans. Results show that voters who watched the debate, all wished that Vance and Walz were running for President instead of Trump and Harris.

“Walz was kind of nervous and stuff, but he never said he grew up middle class, or anything about coconuts falling out of trees,” Democrat Mitzy Mayhem said. “He did admit he’s kind of a knucklehead but at least he’s not a Salad Shooter.”

Similarly, Republican voter Chance Lore was impressed with Vance.

“I’ve never heard Trump’s positions explained so clearly and in a few minutes not a few hours. And there was nothing about his golf game or crowd sizes.”

An anonymous Democrat operative admitted that there had been discussions about another coup.

“We just don’t think voters would go for another switcheroo.”

As the operative walked away she mumbled to a friend, “Did you notice Vance’s dreamy blue eyes?”