Suddenly rediscovering one of the spiritual disciplines, presidential candidate Kamala Harris has taken a vow of silence.

When asked why she took the vow in the middle of a campaign, Harris did not answer.

When asked when the vow would end, Harris did not answer.

When asked if the vow was more self preservation than spiritual discipline Harris did not answer.

When asked if Trump is colluding with the Russians to win the election, Harris bit her lower lip but did not answer.

When the Vice President was tickled by Tim Walz, Harris wiggled and squirmed, but did not laugh.

Meanwhile, panic spread among conservative sites as Harris’s constant supply of gaffes and word salads was cut off, forcing them to actually do journalism.

In related news, post vow polling showed a sharp uptick in Harris’ poll numbers.

“Now if we could only get Nucklehead to take the vow,” Harris spokesperson Wanda Betts confided.