Continuing her practice of sitting for interviews with friendly journalists and obscure Youtube channels, Vice President Harris agreed to an interview with Meridian Street News, pledging to provide detailed explanations.

MSN INTERVIEWER: Thank you for this opportunity.

HARRIS: You are welcome and by that I mean I return your hospitality.

MSN INTERVIEWER: Okay… Frequently when you are asked about your economic policies, you respond with, “I was raised in a middle class family.” What exactly does that mean in terms of policy?

HARRIS: I’m glad you asked that. When I say “middle class” I’m referring to the socioeconomic class between the working class and the upper class. This usually includes professionals, highly skilled laborers, and lower and middle management jobs, which Donald Trump is destroying.

MSN INTERVIEWER: Right, I guess. Let’s try it this way. In terms of economics, what are you implying when you say in your neighborhood people were proud of their green lawns?

HARRIS: Oooh. Good question. Let me explain. When I say green I mean the color between cyan and yellow on the visible spectrum. And let me be perfectly clear. I am specifically referring to the specific wavelengths between 495-570 nanometers. As for lawns, they are actually patches of specific monocotyledonous plants we call grasses. Kay? Do you think Trump knows that?

MSN INTERVIEWER: I see how this is going. And when you say your campaign is about joy?

HARRIS: Another good question. Joy is an intense and especially exultant happiness. And Donald Trump will outlaw joy. He’s said that.

MSN INTERVIEWER: Have you been reading wikipedia?

HARRIS: Wikipedia, is a free content online encyclopedia written and maintained by volunteers.

MSN INTERVIEWER: I think the interview is over.

HARRIS: Over, finished, done, ended…Like Trump.