With the election just weeks away, but the results possibly months away, here are more signs that Donald Trump will once again be President.

HARUSPICY – Haitians examining cat entrails in Springfield Ohio, consistently find liver abnormalities which is a clear sign that the older candidate will win. Dems should have stayed with Biden.

SECRET SERVICE – No one has taken a shot at Trump this week. Only two to go. Fingers crossed.

MCDONALD’S – Kamala Harris continues to refuse to provide evidence that she worked at McDonald’s as a teen. Meanwhile the nation, nay, the entire world, waits to know the truth.

MICHELLE OBAMA – The Democrat savior still declines to replace Harris. Same with Oprah.

V.P. DRAG – Tim Walz can’t load a shotgun, so we know he isn’t qualified to be President-in-waiting. You think he knows how to fly a B-2 bomber from Missouri to attack targets in the Middle East? I think not!

KAMALA HARRIS – Yep, Trump’s still running against the word-salad specialist.

This is irrefutable evidence that the election will go Trump’s way, so, everyone can relax and catch up on Tiktok videos.