While many have dismissed the controversy over Kamala Harris’ claim to have been a McDonald’s employee, here are five reasons that it is critical to picking our next President.

STOLEN VALOR – The nation takes pride in those who have braved a deep fat fryer to bring us golden deliciousness. If Harris will lie about this, next she might claim to have carried a weapon in war.

PUTTING ON AIRS – We don’t need a President who claims to be better than she really is. A McDonald’s worker for President, yes, but a Waffle House worker? I think not!

EXPERIENCE TAKING THE HEAT – “It’s three a.m. and the President’s phone rings. Who do you want to answer it?” Someone who has proven she can take the heat of a kitchen, that’s who! So, did she?

BUSINESS ACUMEN – Harris claims she was quickly promoted to working the critical cashier position over employees who had more experience. That would prove she is intelligent enough to be President. Her campaign staff assure us that her dating the manager had nothing to do with the promotion.

TRUST – If a McDonald’s manager at an unspecified location trusted Kamala with boiling grease, then we can trust her with our nuclear arsenal.

Now you can see why Americans demand the truth about Kamala’s teenage work experience before we vote.