Knowing that her experience working at McDonald’s helped qualify her to be President, Harris will be looking for people with other fast-food backgrounds for her administration. This is how she is matching fast-food experience with Cabinet assignments.

WHITE CASTLE – DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR: Who better to run the department that deals with wildlife including rodents.

TACO BELL – DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY: Experience with natural gas lends itself well to diversifying America’s energy future.

SHARI’S – DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT: Former Shari’s employees have a connection to a company that suddenly has lots of empty buildings that can become homes.

WAFFLE HOUSE – DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE: Been to a Waffle House after dark? These employees know how to defend themselves.

SUBWAY – DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION: Foot-longs that are only 10 inches? But in new math, it is a foot long!

CHICK-FIL-A – TREASURY DEPARTMENT: This fast food is a national treasure so it’s a natural fit.

DOMINO’S – DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION: If they can get you a pizza in 30 minutes or less, they can get high speed rail going.

KFC – DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE – Who knows how to handle food more deliciously than these former employee?

STARBUCKS – IRS: Over-valuing things is a Starbuck’s specialty, just like tax collectors.