As Trump returns to the Oval Office, bookies are taking bets about what will happen between his election and the end of his second term. Here are our recommendations for taking the over or under.

Number of impeachments during Trump’s second term: 2

Take the under. The Dems won’t get control of the House until the midterms, leaving little time for two impeachments (Note: impeachments after he is out of office do not count in this bet).

Number of times Trump will be called Hitler by Democrats/media: 17,380

Take the over.

Number of balanced federal budgets: 2

Take the under. Neither Trump or Harris even included this as a concern.

Average annual federal budget deficit: $1.8 trillion

Take the over. Again, no one running for any federal office seemed concerned about deficits.

Number of times Trump talks about Project 2025 during first year in office: 4

Take the under. Trump doesn’t know what it is.

Number of times Dems/media will mention Project 2025 during first year of Trump’s second term: 4,045.

Take the over.

Number of times Melania Trump will appear on the cover of Vogue: 1

Take the under. Vogue does not put Republican First Ladies on their cover (Jill Biden, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, yes. Laura and Barbara Bush, no).

Number of times Baron Trump will bang his head in the White House: 17

Take the over: That “kid” is 6’9″and hasn’t stopped growing.

Number of months Trump will serve before Democrats call to invoke the 25th amendment: 3

Take the under: It will take only days.

Date that President Biden will pardon Hunter: December 25

Skip it. The word is that Hunter’s pardon is already gift-wrapped and under the Christmas tree so the bet will be a push.

Number of days Joe Biden will spend on vacation in Delaware before January 21: 40

Take the over.

Follow our recommendations and use your winnings to treat yourself to a McDonald’s Value Meal.