The epic election battle between Trump and Harris dominated the media, leaving little room for anyone, or anything else. Now that the election is over, the landscape will change. Here are the winners and losers.

Loser: Hunter Biden? – The clock is ticking on his pardon. C’mon Dad!

Winner: Meaghan Markle and Prince Harry – Maybe they can finally get a headline or two and continue complaining about their lack of privacy.

Loser: Nancy Pelosi – She is jonesing for a third impeachment, but her party doesn’t control the House. While waiting for the midterms, she’ll just have to concentrate on her stock trading.

Winner: CNN – Non-stop war on Trump brought them high ratings during his first term, so dust off the Russia, Russia, Russia, playbook.

Loser: Melania Trump – Has to live in a lesser mansion for four more years.

Winner: The Remaining Washington Post Readers – Only recently discovering that his newspaper is biased, Jeff Bezos stopped the paper from endorsing Harris. Could this mean that readers who did not cancel their subscriptions get coverage a smidge more balanced?

Loser: China – Tariffs anyone?

Winner: All the Kardashian Women – It’s not like they weren’t billionaires already, but when you are addicted to fame you need regular fixes and the election hogged the media space.

Loser: Peanut the Squirrel – Peanut would never have been executed under a Trump administration. However, Fred the raccoon would still be pushing up daisies since he never drew that many clicks.

Winner: President Biden – Joe gets the last laugh since Kamala Harris’ coups meant she took the humiliation of losing to Hitler instead of Joe.