Larry Hugsalot, is one of a number of husbands whose wives have suddenly joined the protest against Trump’s election by withholding sex.

“It kinda took me by surprise,” Hugsalot said. “My wife’s been kind of vague about how long the protest will last but I’m hoping not four years.”

Mrs. Hugsalot was noncommittal.

“I’m not sure when my protest will end. There are actually several issues I’m concerned about. For example, there is talk of ending Saturday mail service.”

While frustrated, Hugsalot did find a bright side.

“She used to have a lot of headaches but those have cleared up now.”

Simon Sez is another husband shocked by his wife’s sudden radicalism.

“She voted for Trump,” Sez said. “She claims her protest is a women’s solidarity thing, but, frankly, she’s been working her way up to this for years.”

Frustrated husbands recently stormed a 4B recruitment meeting, taking over the podium and announcing that in retaliation they were going to withhold sex too.

At publication time the women in the room were still laughing.