Experts are increasingly alarmed by Trump’s penchant for appointing attractive women to positions in his government.

“You can’t pull that many smart chicks out of the general population without hurting the prospects for university nerds,” Harvard Assistant Professor Dr. Tad Scrub said. “I mighta had a chance, not that I know any conservatives.”

Properly insulted by Trump’s apparent narrow definition of attractiveness, Ellen Degeneres, from her new, flooded, English manor, argued that “Everyone is attractive in they’s own way.”

“Not they’re not,” Trump responded.

Using a Venn diagram, Vice President Kamala Harris explained how attractiveness and intelligence overlap but do not perfectly coincide, and that she knows this because she was left out of the overlap. And because she was raised middle class.

Democrats were quick to point out that if Trump would consider trans-women, he would have a larger pool of attractive womyn to draw from. When asked about it, Trump responded, “No I wouldn’t.”

Trump’s insistence on appointing manly men to positions has created a similar shortage with one of the other sixty+ genders. The one called “male.” Although, some argue that Elon Musk is the exception among Trump’s manly male appointments.

“No he’s not,” Trump responded, and wiggled his eyebrows up and down.

At publishing time experts were also worrying that Trump was packing too many people with common sense into his government and not leaving enough room other perspectives. When asked if he would consider people with demonstrated progressive thought, Trump replied, “No.”