Leaks from within the Biden Administration now confirm that Biden’s cognitive issues were present on inauguration day and only got worse. When asked why they hid the decline, those in the know had a variety of reasons. Here are 10 of them.

Kamala Harris – I was drunk most of the last four years.

Joe Scarborough (MSNBC) – Who claimed on a live broadcast that “this version of Biden, intellectually analytically, is the best Biden ever,” said “I was misquoted.”

Robert Hur (Special Counsel) – Who described Biden as a ‘sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory,” explained: “by ‘well-meaning’ I meant sociopathic, by ‘elderly’ I meant ancient, and by ‘poor memory’ I meant a virtual vegetable. Perhaps I could have been more clear.”

Governor Tim Walz – “I urged Kamala to Amendment 25 him so we could run as incumbents. Then a year after getting elected, I was gonna Amendment 25 her.”

Alejandro Nicolas Mayorkas (Secretary of Homeland Security) – “Biden’s mind is as secure as our border.”

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson – “Heh, heh, heh. How else do you think I got this lifetime Supreme Court gig?”

Former Congressman George Santos – “What? You mean his uncle Bosie story might not be true? So, I’m the only politician who had an uncle eaten by cannibals!”

Al Gore (interviewed on his private jet on his way to Paris for lunch) – “We’ve known all along that climate change is producing increasing amounts of senility. Stop driving your car or more politicians will become like Biden.”

Hunter Biden (sitting in front of his framed pardon) – “It worked for me. Want to buy a painting?”

Joe Biden – “What cognerative declineration? How dare you ask me that, that…. What were we talking about?”