About to sign a $20 million publishing contract, Kamala Harris is looking for someone to “help” write the book. Meridian-street.com has obtained her short list of potential ghost writers.

Jimmy Carter – Kamala put the former President on the list before she understood that ghost writers aren’t really ghosts.

Dr. Jill Biden – She has years of experience propping up an unqualified person.

Karine Jean-Pierre – Soon to be unemployed, ghost writing Kamala’s book would be a good transition from gaslighting for Joe, to her future gig of gaslighting for CNN.

Former Representative George Santos – The unemployed Representative has two key qualities: No boundaries between fiction and reality and will work cheap. Of course later he will claim he was Biden’s real VP.

Mary Smith of Tulsa – Not to be confused with all the other Mary Smith’s in the country, Kamala has been looking for someone who actually lived a middle class life to give her autobiography authenticity.

Graphic Artist – Kamala’s leading concept is to illustrate her career with Venn diagrams. The book would 200 pages of the intersecting circles.

Willie Brown – Who knows Kamala more intimately that the man that created her political career?

Hillary Clinton – Clinton has book publishing experience, and also shares Kamala’s experience of riding the coattails of successful men. Simpatico!

ChatGPT – When this AI was asked to write a 200 page book of Kamala’s accomplishments as Vice President, ChatGPT responded, “GOOD ONE! HA, HA, HA.”