While President-elect-again Donald Trump has expressed his interest in acquiring Greenland, the residents of Greenland have mixed feelings. To make the offer more attractive, here are incentives that Trump is offering.

An NFL Franchise – It’s closer than London and all 57,000 icelandians could fit into one stadium. Greenland Gargoyles? Gang Green? The Nanoqs (Polar bears)?

Taylor Swift – The Gargoyles will be guaranteed to play the Chiefs at least once a year, or until Travis Kelce and Swift breakup.

Change The Name Of Your Capitol; Nuuk. This is your chance to change the name of Greenland’s Capitol from Nuuk to something that doesn’t sound like one of the three stooges laughing. Consider “Trumptown.”

War – It’s your chance to fight in one of America’s wars? Not sure where or when, but there will be one.

A Costco. A hot dog with a refillable drink for just kr. 211. You can’t beat that, Greenlanders!

Bye Bye To The Metric System – Finally, you can leave that confusing metric system behind and embrace American inches, yards, miles and pounds. (Note: The first time you see your weight in pounds instead of kilograms, it might be a bit shocking)

Hollywood Movies – All the movies about global warming causing an ice age will be filmed in Greenland.

The FBI – Once part of the US you would have federal assistance in solving your 1.5 murders per year.

American Tax Law – Enough of that pesky flat tax system you use. The American system will stimulate your economy by creating a need for tax preparers, accountants and lawyers. Also, with the US system, you can soak the rich, if you ever get any.

Street Art – Both of your “cities” will get more beautiful as American graffiti artists discover they are blank canvases.

With these perks how can Greenlanders resist?