A petulant Kamala Harris has rebuffed Usha Vance’s request to child-proof the Naval Observatory residence before the Vance’s move in with their three small children.

“I’m not gonna put no child-lock on the liquor cabinet,” Harris slurred.”Not now, not never.”

Similarly, Dr. Jill Biden refused to begin the process of removing senior-proofing features installed in the White House.

“The walk-in tub stays until Joe gets his last bath,” Dr. Jill said. “The no slip rugs and the ramps stay too. Taking any of that out is just haters wishing Joe a broken hip.”

While Dr. Jill was adamant about making no changes, inside sources revealed that Joe’s favorite powered sit-to-stand recliner was recently air lifted to their Delaware home in the Marine One helicopter.

“Operation Dead Lift,” took place in the middle of the night since the cargo also included pieces of White House china requested by Hillary Clinton to complete her set.