In a series of Executive Actions, President Trump quickly moved to make America more American. His actions included changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, and changing the name of the tallest peak in North America from Denali back to Mt. McKinley.

The controversy over reverting to the name Mt. McKinley continues and President Trump is considering a compromise, where the English translation of Denali would be used. If so, Denali would be called “Mountain-Big.”

The President of Mexico has also protested renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. However, President Trump’s response was, “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of thousands of criminal Mexicans tromping back into Mexico.”

The most popular of Trump’s decision was to use the English translation of Grand Tetons, which is “Big Boobies.” Polling shows 98% approval among middle school boys.

At publishing time, Trump was considering reviving the name “freedom fries” for french fries.