Being stuck in space for months, and months, and months, can mean a difficult transition back on Earth. Here’s a list of what Boeing’s stuck astronauts are thinking about as SpaceX prepares to retrieve them.

Missing the deadline to cancel Netflix before the free trial ended.

An Email box full of 73,000 LinkIn messages waiting.

Wondering what’s growing in the bathroom hamper.

Wishing they had put the hot water heater on “vacation” setting before launching.

Afraid that everyone they know thinks they ghosted them.

Having missed the fight of the century between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.

Wondering if they have the courage to open their refrigerator door.

Whether the have to keep using a co-worker’s weird pronouns, or if that went when Trump dumped DEI?

Eating lots of omelets since there are no fresh eggs in space and eggs are cheap.

Looking forward to catching up on the antics of Peanut the Squirrel.

Hoping their streaming system recorded The Ohio State University winning the national football championship.