President Biden’s son, Hunter, has joined the chorus of Democrats claiming that the real President is Elon Musk.

“Clearly Trump is not President,” Hunter claimed. “We all know that Trump isn’t capable of running anything-“

At that point Hunter was interrupted by a phone call from his father who could not find the remote control.

“Look in your bathrobe pocket,” reporters overheard Hunter whisper. “Found it? Good. Just turn it on. No. Don’t do that! It’s already set for CNN. No, no ice cream before lunch.”

When finished, Hunter continued to point out the dangers of having an incompetent President and an unelected person actually running the government.

“Where was I? Oh, yeah. Trump has no idea what’s going on around him. Someone else is the shadow President. Can you all say ‘Elon Musk?’ That’s not democracy, and it’s dangerous.”

When asked why a successful technocrat like Musk is taking the time to lead DOGE, Hunter was clear.

“He’s taking advantage of the so-called President to enrich himself,” Hunter said. “He’s shameless.”

As the reporters in the room looked skeptical, Hunter closed the press conference with this:

“Anyone looking to buy some original art? It’s on sale.”