With a simple database search by birth dates, Elon Musk’s DOGE team discovered a number of people receiving Social Security benefits who would be 150 years old, or older. Why doing this kind of sort did not occur to any of the SS Administrations’ 60,000 employees is not clear.

Since the oldest known person in the world is 116 years old, it occurred to the DOGE geniuses that there might be fraud. Why this did not occur to any of the SS Administrations’ 60,000 employees is not clear.

In an effort to be as transparent as possible, President Trump ordered the release of the names of the fraudsters who have been collecting SS since its creation in 1935. Exclusive to meridian-street.com, here is the first traunch of individuals identified.

(Name; Home)

Merlin Ambrosius – Camelot, NJ.

Charlie Card – Boston, MA, C/O M.T.A.

Pouff T. M. Dragon – Iron Mountain, PA.

Nicolas Flamel – Paris, TX.

Dorian Gray – Sun City, AZ.

Galahad Knight – Menlo Park, CA, C/O Grail Company.

Lazarus Long – Miami, F, C/O Heinlein Foods.

Connor MacCleod – Highland, AR.

Pere Noel – North Pole, AK.

John A. Postle – P.O. Box in Bethlehem, PA.

After learning of this obvious fraud, Musk tasked DOGE S.W.A.T. teams to locate these supposedly long-lived individuals.

Why confirming the existence of these recipients did no occur to any of the SS Administrations’ 60,000 employees is not clear.

When more is learned, meridian-street.com will break the news.