This is the second in our series on responses to the DOGE request for federal employees to list five things they accomplished in the last week. Kamala Harris was included in the email since her salary is being paid out through the fiscal year.

Here is her response.

• Accepted a participation award from the NAACP for something they said I did.
• Searched for a different Hollywood talent agency after mine signed Joe Biden. I need an agency with higher standards.
• Fired my laugh coach. He was an incompetent boob and the reason I lost the election.
• Called Oprah again about a lunch but she’s still not answering my calls.
• Called Beyonce again about a lunch but she’s still not answering my calls.