This is the third in our series on responses to the DOGE request for federal employees to list five things they accomplished in the last week. Elon Musk is a federal employee and therefore received his own memo. To be a good role model, Musk completed the assignment.

Here is his response.

• Fired thousands of federal employees.
• Saved taxpayers $100 billion.
• Test fired the engine for SpaceX’s Starship, a super-heavy launch vehicle.
• Launched another 140 satellites into orbit.
• Fathered another child.