This is the fourth in our series on responses to the DOGE request for federal employees to list five things they accomplished in the last week.

Minthorne is an employee of the FGP, who few have heard of. The purpose of the FCG is to provide “management consulting services to other federal agencies. It [also] helps improve government operations and customer service. The group brings private sector best practices to government work.”

Here is Mindy’s response.

• Wrote Musk and the “so-called” DOGE and told them that asking people to justify what they do is not on our approved Best Practices list, and they need to desist.
• Replied to a response from DOGE asking who the hell I am and what my organization does by pasting a link to the FCG website.
• Replied to a request that I provide a specific example of what I did last week with: “I provided management services to other federal agencies and brought private sector best practices to government work.”
• Replied to email from DOGE pointing out I basically cut and pasted what I did from the FCG website by saying, “So?”
• Supervised the security guards packing up my personal belongings from my cubicle then added “Supervised Security Services” to my resume.