As WNBA players negotiate their new collective Bargaining agreement, players like Angel Reese are threatening to strike if their demands for higher salaries are not met.

Reese and others have received praise from labor leaders for taking this bold step.

“That girl’s got what it takes to be a union boss,” AFL-CIO spokesperson Toni “Leg Breaker” Gambiani said. The WNBA has never even broke even and she’s still demanding more money. You gotta love it.”

Meanwhile, NBA owners who have been subsidizing the WNBA made a counter offer.

“We’ll keep subsidizing your league, but you have to start calling us ‘Sugar Daddies,” NBA spokesperson Tad Sirius said.

In response, WNBA players made a new offer, agreeing to accept the continued subsidies, and calling NBA owners Sugar Daddies but only if the owners pledge to actually watch at least one entire WNBA game next season, and it has to be a game where Caitlyn Clark is not playing.

At publication time, NBA owners were calling the WNBA counter offer unreasonable and inhumane.