Before becoming President, twice, Donald Trump earned a reputation for putting failing projects back on track. Once he leaves office, again, here are 10 ways Trump could use his skills to help the country.
Get the over-budget high speed rail project in California finished, so Californians can finally achieve their dream of commuting between Merced and Bakersfield at 200 mph.
Fix the Rise Of The Resistance ride at Disney parks so it doesn’t break down ten times a day, and especially not when I am about to the front of the stupid 80 minute line!
Rebuild the Gaza Strip into a world class resort called Gaz-a-Lago.
Manage Boeing’s assembly lines to create airplanes where the doors don’t fall off in mid flight and space capsules aren’t one-way only.
Take over the Biden $7.5 billion dollar initiative to build more charging stations and double the output from 8 to 16, or, dare we dream, 20?
Become the CEO of Tesla and build cars that are Molotov cocktail proof and with a teflon coating that spray paint won’t stick to.
Negotiate with Mexico to take back California. If the Mexicans are reluctant, sweeten the deal by telling them that if they agree, we’ll pay for the wall.
Finish Amazon’s The Rings of Power series. Better yet, start over and do it right this time.
Convince the NFL to return to a traditional kickoff and drop the stupid “every player must stand still until the football is caught” format. Football is not a game of Simon says.
Found a private school for the children of tech moguls (basically, it will be a boarding school filled with Musk’s children).
If President Trump can accomplish these tasks, America’s golden age will be even “goldener.”





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