Fresh from their success recreating Dire Wolves, Colossal Biosciences’ geneticists are now going to take on a bigger challenge and bring back moderate Democrats.

“I started thinking about it when President Trump got elected,” Colossal spokesperson Gene Spicer said. “We got nobody for 2028. Gavin Newsom? AOC? Jasmine Crockett? Give me a break.”

When asked what traits Colossal will be splicing into Democrat DNA to produce a moderate, Spicer was specific.

“We’re going to add genes for common sense, tolerance, love of country, and patriotism,” Spicer said. “At the same time, we’re going to remove the genes producing an affinity for pink hair, face piercings, chanting, rioting, and a disdain for law enforcement. The trick is not to add too much or you just get another Republican.”

In related news, sources report that the Disney corporation contracted with Colossal to help save the company by bringing back Walt Disney using cells from his frozen head. Unfortunately, the freshly hatched Disney clone watched the live action Snow White movie and dropped dead again from shock.