In anticipation of the opening of Trump’s new White House Ballroom, White House Events Coordinator, Ellie Gant, is already filling up the calendar for the projected facility.

Here are the events that Gant has scheduled for the new ballroom.

Kid Rock Concert.

Launch event for President Trump’s newest Presidential sneaker.

State Dinner for the leader of the country that wins the “Who Blinks First Tariff Stare Down Contest.”

Kid Rock Concert.

Women’s Roller Derby Match, featuring skating luminaries including, Yur Mama, Betty Blitz, Shredzilla, and Calamity Queen.

Boxing Match between Jake Paul and Joe Biden to benefit the Biden Crime Family.

Kid Rock Concert.

Nancy Pelosi‘s Secrets of Stock Picking Seminar (Register early, this event is selling out fast).

Gant has also been tasked with scheduling other events, but is having difficulty pinning down dates.

Any concert besides Kid Rock.

Peace in Ukraine celebration.

Balanced Budget signing.

Greenland, our 51st state party.

President Trump’s 3rd inauguration.