Qatar’s offer of a free luxury 747 to President Trump triggered “gift” giving by other countries, hoping to stay on the good side of the President. Here’s what other, poorer, countries are offering.

England – A weekend stay in Windsor Palace. Totally free if the President and Melania attend a 30 minute presentation about an exciting new vacation club called Royal Adventures.

Denmark – Greenland.*

Canada – A gallon of maple syrup. Top shelf syrup, not the stuff they sell to tourists.

El Salvador – Coupons for free forever-prison cells (maximum of 200 prisoners).

Australia – Free breakdancing lessons from the one and only Raygun. Includes learning Raygun’s signature “Kangaroo” move.

China – An entire container ship full of cheap crap. Trump just has to pay the tariff.

Ireland – Rosie O’Donnel. “Take ‘er back, please. De wahman is eatin oehs ooeht o’ ‘ouse and ‘ahme.”

Mexico – The Gulf of Mexico. “Might as well give it to you since you already took it.”

Russia – Mineral rights deal for Ukrainian land Russia has occupied. Also, mineral rights for land soon to be acquired from Finland.

*Both Denmark and Greenland deny this offer has been made and call it fake news. Unfortunately, President Trump has already accepted the offer.