Now that former President Biden has claimed he has prostate cancer, all joking about Biden has ended.

“You don’t horse around about sick people,” noted humorologist, Wilbur Post said. “Cancer is cancer, of course, of course and no one can joke about cancer, of course.”*

Hardest hit by the cancer announcement were The Babyon Bee, Gutfeld, and conservative meme makers, all who instantly lost half their content.

Least hard hit were the network late-night talk shows, since they never told jokes about Biden.

“It’s a shame that President Biden got cancer in his prime,” Stephen Colbert said. “He’s never been sharper.”

After Colbert’s statement, everyone froze, not sure if he was joking or not.

Meanwhile, inside sources are reporting that Michelle Obama is preparing to announce that she too has prostate cancer to stop jokes about her.

While the jokes about Biden were suspended because of his cancer, conservative comedians were sorely tested when President Biden spoke about his condition, repeatedly calling it “prostrate cancer” and saying the cancer “spread from…from…that thing…what’s it called?…that thing down there.”

At publication time, meridian-street.com claimed that without Biden jokes that it is still just as funny as it ever was. Sadly, fact checkers rated that as true.

*See Mr. Ed Show theme song if you don’t get this